Next time I spend I want it all to be on you. #onit
When was the last time you did something for the first time? #Switzerland
the past is a strange place
cops on bikes used to transport criminals like this
this guy worked as an alarm for waking people up
one wheel motorcycle
pin-boys who manually lined pins up
baby cage for families who wanted their kids to get enough sunlight
zoo-keeper showering a penguin
But who woke up the guy that woke everyone else up
If you ate my pussy please don’t ever try to disrespect me. Homie I fed you.
Be young. Be dope. Be Proud.
Have you cried? Better yet do you know how to cry?
I never knew how important this would be to me until I spent time with someone who never actually cried. I am not an emotional woman, but rather a being made up of emotions. I now realize with my real eyes it is important to me to know that my partner knows how to cry. Crying is a release like ejaculation, it will prevent pent up emotions and emotional out bursts.
I know that crying makes a person more fluid. Half of me is water.
This summer has been ✔️✔️✔️✔️
30th birthday ideas.
daily reminder that the boy you’re in love with at 29 probably won’t matter when you’re 35.
daily reminder that the math test you failed your freshman year of high school probably won’t matter when you’re graduating college.
daily reminder that the problems you’re facing today may seem like the worlds end, but they will not matter in a year.
Never be in a hurry; do everything quietly and in a calm spirit. Do not lose your inner peace for anything whatsoever, even if your whole world seems upset.
Where have you been?
..won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth
girl: come over
guy: im gay
girl: my parents arent home
guy: im literally gay
82. Not being alive is really bad.
53. Finding your soulmate.
74. Red pandas
25. Going to diners at three in the morning.
66. Really soft pillows.
07. Eating pizza in New York City.
48. Proving people wrong with your success.
19. Watching the jerks that doubted you fail at life.
30. Seeing someone trip over a garbage can.