Where have you been?
..won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth
girl: come over
guy: im gay
girl: my parents arent home
guy: im literally gay
82. Not being alive is really bad.
53. Finding your soulmate.
74. Red pandas
25. Going to diners at three in the morning.
66. Really soft pillows.
07. Eating pizza in New York City.
48. Proving people wrong with your success.
19. Watching the jerks that doubted you fail at life.
30. Seeing someone trip over a garbage can.
Are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares ⁉️
Love is also knowing when love yourself over someone else. Love is still hoping they have a good day despite their continuing asshole tendencies. Love is not blacking out and completely avoiding that awkward “I’m sorry for letting my emotions get the best of me” talk. Don’t wallow, just practice what you preach. #love
My brothers is my brother like my brother is
My nigga is my brother
Like my mother kids
Not in just in good times
That’s that sucka shit
But it war times
It just what it is
Head of the family #HBD happy birthday lil bro!!!! I love you tender like a nugget of chicken. 🎈🎈🎈🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
So we ever going to go eat till were fat and gotta loosen our belts 👍– Best date offer I have ever received #winner
And I saw you posted on his sisters birthday. Fuck you. And you know it.
Some women will just always be whores. No explanation needed.
Let’s make love on a million, in a dirty hotel
With the fan on the ceiling, all for the love of drug dealing #hostelLife #picasso #newengland